So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
- Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
- Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
- Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
- Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
- Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
- Little girl: *shakes head*
- Me: Ron? Harry?
- Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
- Me: Uh.
- Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
- Me: That's...fun too.
If I could have one then yes.
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
y’know the saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”
amelia gave the doctor an apple
and he didn’t come back for 12 years
I didnt need to realize this.